Top of the list, Tom Bihn makes clothing for the USA from france. things such as laptops bags, coats, etc. oddly enough there's a hidden message in French which is at the end of the tag and says this:
Quote:
1. Wash with warm water
2. Use mild soap
3. Dry flat
4. Do not use bleach
5. Do not dry in the dryer
6. Do not iron
7. We are sorry that our President is an idiot
8. We did not vote for him
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Apple Computer, Inc. had this one:
In the UK, it was 'Do not CHEW iPod Shuffle.
On dogs' medication:
Quote:
Warning: do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery while taking this medication!
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On a food processor:
Quote:
WARNING: do not use for the 'other use'
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Now i googled that one to death, but found no answer as to the 'other use' they were referring to.
Planters Peanuts
Quote:
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WARNING: May contain nuts
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Well, duh!
Even scarier is that it features instructions. 'Open Package, eat nuts'
On a chain saw:
Quote:
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WARNING: Do not hold chainsaw at wrong end!
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Bad things happen when natural selection is prevented by the Government.
This also brings to mind an old funny Burma Shave signage:
Quote:
He lit a match
To check gas tank
That's why they
Call him Skinless Frank
Burma-Shave
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