A can of frosting.
LOL! No, really, I like to munch on rice crackers. Sure they have the Gabriela brand in dollar stores, but they are quite bland. I like the ones from here, full of flavor:
Rice Crackers - Snacks & Mixes - By the Pound - NutsOnline If I see them in the grocery store, Umeya is my best bet, followed by Hapi. I'm picky, I go for the mixes without peanuts.
If I want something fried, I cook my own puffed wheat chip snacks. They're wheat pasta chips made with a little baking soda mixture, which puff up like pork rinds when cooked in hot oil. They're pretty good, cooks in seconds, and they only pick up 20% oil in weight while frying. You see them on Mexican vendor carts as bags of wagon wheels, usually served with a lime and hot sauce. Mexican supermarkets carry the chips, but I order mine direct from
_____PALMEX_____ I like the little rings, they hold cheddar cheese powder well, which makes 'em pretty tasty. For a walk on the wild side, I add a bit of tabasco powder to the coating mix, or use some vindaloo curry powder instead.
If I want some thing healthy, I eat grape tomatoes. They're real sweet, which cures the candy craving. If they can survive being put in my dehydrator, I munch on them dried. They usually don't survive, as I snack on them mid-way.