How do I filter ALL-Advertisement-All-The-Time channels? - DirecTV

Hello ATT employees, professors, and ACE achievers.
24/7 product advertisement channels (whether adult themed or not) seem to occupy 2/3 to 1/2 of the channels provided by Direct TV and Uverse alike.
I see many posts that say solved. This is not solved. Where is the ad-TV filter? Do I have to go in and "favorite" hundreds of channels 1-by-1 on your slow-as-molasses programming format?
Is this what we are paying for?!? This issue alone is enough to make me bail from your service, let alone all the lesser issues.
Please tell me there is a quick-fix filter.

BTW: Its an ATT venue thing. It IS NOT on Xfinity. They only host entertainment, movie, news, general programming, documentary, television show networks. Many of the cable channels sell time after hours, but there are no 24/7 advertisement channels.

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