North Korea has 'invisible' cell phone invented by Kim Jong Il


Uh-huh. This is just like those armies of millions and arsenals of super weapons he constantly threatens to unleash on South Korea, turning its rivers red with blood. Here's a hint, skippy: It's kind of hard for troops to fight effectively when their diet is limited to something like 40 percent of what the average sedentary adult needs to avoid malnutrition.

Kim is another one who's an entire suit short of a full deck. And did you ever notice how he's the only person out of tens of millions on the Korean peninsula who sports a potbelly? Atherosclerosis is clearly making the guy's psychosis worse...
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