Ok, some updates. First of all though, thank you all for your help, it is much appreciated.
1. I returned the Rocketfish Amplifier. No problems.
2. I bought a RadioShack variable gain amplifier, single signal. I dialed it in to about 5db gain, and let 'er rip. GREAT! 32 channels. I figure if the signal starts coming in weak I can up it to compensate for things like weather...Still no ABC (vhf), which leads me to...
3. I am going to attempt to make myself a VHF antenna. RS sells a combiner that is made for UHF and VHF, though I'm not sure if that's a gimmick or if I have to get one specifically for that purpose.
I may have some questions regarding the VHF antenna, which I will post in a separate thread.
Many thanks.